Van Helsing this update: We will send Jack away for a time, for alas, he has no bitches,
Van Helsing this update: We will send Jack away for a time, for alas, he has no bitches,
9 days since we last heard from our good friend Jonathan Harker.
0 days since we heard from our new friend Van Helsing, M. D., D. Ph., D. Lit., etc., etc.
van helsing: leave
seward, an empath: i suspect he wants me to leave
Van Helsing really said to his student that he has no bitches, became instant friend with Lucy, refused to elaborate on what her illness might be and then just left the country
"I took the hint" says Seward, after being mercilessly grilled and declared a bitchless young man who doesn't understand women by his former professor in front of his ex-girlfriend.
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ALT"Why can't they let a girl marry three men, or as many as want her, and save all this trouble? But this is heresy, and I must not say it."
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*van helsing sending jack out to the garden and turning to lucy* ok now that it’s just us girls. what’s going on??

Jonathan my good friend Jonathan Harker
okay but if the twins are totally identical and the joke is Andrew’s armbands tell them apart, that means their haircuts AND hair stylings are then also identical. i’m dying thinking of them going in to the hairdresser and just being like, hit us up with the same cut, no variety necessary
lucien was always described as somewhat a ladies man before the mating bond snapped into place for him. “I’m a mated male now,” he stated after, and we have yet to see him break his word. to see him remain loyal despite his complicated relationship with elain is so attractive, especially considering he used to be a flirt.

when youre 14 and your online friend who is an adult keeps making you be their therapist
— We do what we can, each of us, in our own way. And we do it for each other. Chipping at the devil till he’s done.
Challenge For Me: Get Up In The Morning And Do What I Said I Was Going To Do Today
Prince Caspian + Letterbox Reviews | (vtd)
it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.
