So I was re-watching the Mitchells vs. The machines and decided to read what all the pop-ups said

*cowardly

*dosen't floss daily

*weaker then a small bird

*long creepy finger-like toes

*self-deprecating to mask insecuritys

*hasn't read a book in thirteen years

*has a freakish sweat disorder

*showers with shocking rarity

*kicked out of olive garden for stashing breadsticks in purse

*secret rage issues

*neurotic

*unresolved emotions

*Walks to kitchen and forgets why

*says 'marry-o' instead of mario

*trips over own legs

*smells like wet garbage

*once brought up his favorite rib joint at a eulogy

*more interest in quail migration than his own children's interior lives

*cant except that his own daughter is her own unique person and not simply a reflection of himself

*nose picker

*showers only occasionally

*dosen't listen

*mouth breather

*eats own weight in cheese puffs

*compares self to curated moms on social media

*doctor-diagnosed chocoholic

*looks at ex-boyfriend Carlos meloni d.d.s on Facebook more then comfortable

*makes goofy videos because she's afraid if she tries hard to make something good she'll fail

*only pretends to like fellini

*sweaty

*is obsessed with quail

And thats all of them (except for the 'incapable of change, ones because I think that was just pal adding those)