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A lion roar burst through the phone. I held it away from my ear until he was done. “Very scary. I feel it’s my duty to remind you that threatening a member of law enforcement is punishable by law. If you would like to file a petition regarding your break-in, the Order will gladly look into the matter for you.”

The phone fell silent. Oh God. I gave him an aneurysm. Curran made an odd noise, halfway between snarl and a purr. “There is catnip all over my bed.”

I know, I dumped my entire supply on your comforter. It was a hell of a bed too, enormous. I had to literally climb onto it.

“I have to kill you,” Curran said, his voice oddly calm. “That’s the only reasonable solution”

(…)

“Of course you know this means war.”

“Whatever,” I hung up and exhaled. The attacked poodle gave me a bewildered look. “Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”

Kate Daniel Series by Ilona Andrews